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Apr272011

The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook

 The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook

A Swashbuckler's Guide from the Pirates of the Caribbean

By Jason Heller

He’s the most popular pirate in motion picture history—and now The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook offers his fans an insider’s guide to all the dirty tricks of the buccaneer’s trade! Complete with step-by-step instructions, helpful diagrams, and full-color photography from the Pirates of the Caribbean films, this nautical treasure trove arrrrrrrrrrrticulates such vital and colorful information as:

• How to Sail a Ship
• How to Survive Being Marooned
• How to Break a Curse
• How to Fight Six Angry Men in a Tavern
• How to Recruit a Crew
• How to Cope with Mermaids
• And much, much more!

Arriving just in time for Captain Jack’s long-awaited return in the blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, this fiendishly adventurous handbook is essential reading for pirate lovers, Johnny Depp fans, and all-around rogues and rapscallions of all ages.

This fun and informative book is a must read for any aspiring pirate or fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean series. The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook covers every aspect of piratedom and will have you walking, talking and smelling (yes, smelling) like a pirate in no time.

This book offers six chapters:

1. Piracy 101
2. Maritime Skills
3. People Skills
4. Acquiring Booty
5. Cheating Death
6. Mysteries of the Deep 

With amusing diagrams and illustrations and an especially useful appendix of Piratical Language, this book makes a great companion guide to the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Now you might actually be able to understand all of Captain Jack Sparrow's rants and mumblings!

"Pirates, by nature, aren't terribly literate. As a consequence, no book can hope to fully prepare the pampered, modern-day layabout for the lusty life of a pirate. This book, however, will put you on the right path—the path to adventure, treasure, glory, mystery, and, every so often, the bottom of a barrel of rum." —Excerpt from the Introduction of The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook

The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook will be released May 3, 2011. 

Pre-order your copy today!

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